Pastor Moses is happy that at least the welcome team remembers who he is!
Praying In Christianese
Christianese: Words and phrases spoken by Christians that sounds religiously fantastic, but actually make no sense whatsoever.
Eric has been sitting under Pastor Moses’ confusing mixed messages for so long he doesn’t even realise that most of his prayers don’t actually make any sense…but hey, they sound great!
When Two Theologies Collide
Most church members just clap and say ‘amen’ to whatever Pastor Moses teaches them. However, John isn’t afraid to challenge his pastor on theological points when he feels they contradict the truth of the gospel. Pastor Moses has a standard way of dealing such questions, but it’s not very beneficial to anyone… come on Pastor Moses, wake up!
Dodgy Theology
In Pastor Moses’ books, it’s not what you say, but how you say it that counts. It doesn’t seem to matter what theology Pastor Moses believes… what is important is that he communicates it in such a way that it sounds amazing… just don’t think about it too much.
John just wants an honest answer: What did Jesus mean when he said the Father desires us to worship him in spirit and in truth?