Archive - May, 2010

Church Logic

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Sometimes John just can’t figure out how his pastor can have so many crazy, out of context ideas about the gospel and the outworking of the Christian life, but unfortunately Pastor Moses doesn’t even care if his ideas and theology make sense or not. It seems he has a one track mind, logic or no logic, in context or out, it doesn’t matter; what is important is the task at hand: Work like crazy to build the church.

Jesus And Moses

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John is amazed at how much Jesus has done for him; Moses is amazed at how much he does for Jesus… If fact Moses is convinced without his expert management skills, the work of Jesus would come to nothing, after all if Moses didn’t organise every detail of his church members spiritual life, then who would?

Jesus perhaps? … Well, not if Pastor Moses has any say in the matter.

The Abundant Life

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What exactly is the abundant life anyway? Eric seems to have heard one to many of Pastor Moses prosperity messages.

The ‘Work’ Of The Ministry

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…No matter what Pastor Moses does, he considers it ‘work‘ for the benefit of his church; that includes, but not limited to, sleeping in his office. What a great job he is doing!

The Hedge

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John is getting tired of hearing all these fine sounding prayers that are filled with Christianese. Eric on the other hand loves Christianese, it makes him sound so spiritual when he uses it.

The definition of a hedge: a row of bushes or small trees planted close together, esp. when forming a fence or boundary

Represented?

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John can’t help but feel he’s being misrepresented… is he really just a number?

Pastor Moses seems to like the idea of being a king, but I wonder if he realises that the book of Kings is all about bad leadership?

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