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Pastor Moses loves to boast from the stage about how many people made a ‘decision’ for Jesus, quoting a big number that always get people clapping and amening. But how many of those people actually end up getting baptised? Well, thanks to the ingenious ideas of Liz the service coordinator, it seems like all of them do…at least on paper.

Something fudgy is going on here… number fudging fudgy that is