Tag Archive - christianese

Interpreting Christianese Literally

January 26, 2011 in webcomic with 5 Comments

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Young Bobby is still new to the whole world of ‘Christianese’ and hasn’t yet cracked the code regarding what it really means. But, he does seem to be catching on slowly to how the game works.

Translating Christianese

July 30, 2010 in Comic strip, webcomic with 6 Comments

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Pastor Moses loves speaking in Christianese as it is guaranteed to make him look spiritual; in fact, by using Christianese he can even turn his laziness into a positive spiritual statement. Wow, amazing stuff; no wonder we speaks it fluently.

Being A Number 2

June 4, 2010 in Comic strip, webcomic with 1 Comment

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Young Bobby hasn’t yet learnt the Christianese language of Church leadership hierarchy, and he only knows what a ‘number 2′ means in the world. But not to worry, Eric is sure that soon enough, young Bobby will learn to speak Christianese fluently.

The Hedge

May 5, 2010 in Comic strip, webcomic with 5 Comments

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John is getting tired of hearing all these fine sounding prayers that are filled with Christianese. Eric on the other hand loves Christianese, it makes him sound so spiritual when he uses it.

The definition of a hedge: a row of bushes or small trees planted close together, esp. when forming a fence or boundary