Tag Archive - church attendance

Setting Priorities

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Pastor Moses has just one agenda, to love his flock…. that is, so long as their one (and only) real priority is being part his weekend church programs.

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John sometimes wonders if Pastor Moses even hears what he is saying? It seems that no matter what John talks to him about, Pastor Moses automatically interprets it in a way that puts the focus back on church attendance and the supreme importance of the church service.

John just wants to enjoy the glorious reality of God’s grace without his pastor instantly switching the topic onto God’s obligations.

Bring Your Friends To Church

Pastor Moses is always planning and working towards his ultimate goal: To build and pastor a mega-church. It’s because of this that he’s always twisting his sermons in any way that will help to make his great religious dream a reality.

John is obviously disturbed by this.  Why can’t Pastor Moses just preach about the love of God simply because it’s so wonderful? Why does he always have to have a practical point? And why does every sermon end up being more about building the church than about Jesus anyway?

I Am

If only Eric had a little more time to actually stop and think about some of the amazing revelations John often tries to share with him… Selah Eric! It means ‘pause and think about it!’

Welcome Team Amnesia

There are only two things you need to join Pastor Moses’ church welcome team. 1) A great smile. 2) A terrible memory.

Wrong Question

Of all the questions Pastor Moses could ask John to learn more about the finished work of Jesus and the revelation of God’s grace, why did he choose to ask John a question about his church attendance?