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What Is Your Faith Perspective?

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…So, what is your faith perspective? Pastor Moses chants the standard ‘What Would Jesus Do’ line, but John tends to think it’s more about ‘What Would Jesus Believe‘, Eric, on the other hand, tends to go straight to his spiritual guru with ‘What Would Pastor Moses Do‘, and little Bobby, well, after all the contradictory sermons he’s heard over the years he doesn’t seem to know what to think at all -  he’s happy just to say something that, to him at least, sounds spiritual, but actually it’s just babble ‘What Would Purple Monkey Dishwasher Do

So, what would Jesus believe?

Jesus Orientated?

Pastor Moses isn’t convinced by all this ‘Jesus orientated’ talk… He’s still convinced that if the birds had thumbs they would also be taking pride in what they are doing!

Thumbless

Pastor Moses was just reading an article that explained how only man has “opposable thumbs.” No other animal’s hands/paws work like that, and as a result that can’t do as much as man can. Pastor Moses is very proud of all he is doing… Those stupid birds can’t do anything!